Italics) Sooo... Phoebe (A.K.A Regina) discovered a secret tunnel and The Boss has arranged a group of Phases to help look around it. Well, me and the gerbils are going too.
Boss) RIGHT!! EVERYONE READY?!
All) YES!!
Boss) GOOD! WE WILL NOW ENTER THE TUNNEL!!
*They go in, and--*
Boss) Hey! Who said you could come?!
*Well, you'll need some one to do the Asteriscing, won't you?*
Boss) Fair point. You can come.
*Right, where was I? Oh yeah, the tunnel. They go down the stairs and look around.*
Italics) It's a tunnel.
Hope) We'd noticed.
Phoebe) It's very dark down here.
Hope) Wadda surprise.
Glory) Well, the enterance has just closed over our heads leaving us trapped down here and not even being able to see where the stairs are.
*Pause.*
All) AAAAAAAAAAGH!!
*Every one is panicking.*
Boss) SHUUUUUUDUUUUUUP!!!!!!!
*Every one shuts up.*
Boss) Glory, did you have to say that?
Glory) I was just commenting...
Boss) Well, as Glory here has so kindly pointed out, the entrance has sealed over, so we have no choice but to continue down the tunnel.
*They continue, but have turned on lamps so they can see a bit more. All are in human form.*
*Presently...*
Phoebe) Hope, you smell something?
Hope) Yeah, I think so...
*They continue. Suddenly there is a great whoosh sound and a rush of gas comes out of some pipes on the wall.*
Phoebe) AAAGH!! Seeping gas!!
Hope) I THOUGHT SLEEPING GAS WAS ODERLESS!!
Glory) JUST RUN!
*They run, but the gas is too strong. They all fall asleep in the passage... *zzzzzzzzz...*
Italics) *YAAAAWN* Oh...No... what will... happen................... *Zzzzzzz...*

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