Italics) So yeah. Jetta tried to do smething to this blogs previous plotlines, but it went wrong. Very wrong. And now she's having a trial about it.
Judge) RIGHT!! SCILENCE IN THE COURT!!
*Everyone zips it.*
Judge) THAT INCLUDES YOU, ASTERICS GUY!!!
*Whatever...*
Judge) ANYWAY, WE ARE ALL BROUGHT HERE, MANY OF US AGAINST OUR WILL, TO OVERSEE, BERE WITNESS, DEFEND, OR ACUSE JETTA HERE. WE WILL NOW BEGIN.
Acuser) Well, I was having a peaceful walk down the corridoor, when--
Phoebe) I OBJECT!!!!
Judge) AND WHY DO YOU OBJECT?
Phoebe) He's in a wheel-chair (no offence to all those wheel-chair uses out there). He couldn't have been walking!!
Judge) QUITE CORRECT!! ACUSER, YOU ARE NO LONGER VALID.
Acuser) Unfair judge and lousy girl...
Judge) ANYWAY, YOU SPEEK IN THE DEFENCE, REGINA DOVE?
Phoebe A.K.A Regina) Yes I do. I was rather anoying her.
Jetta) *desperatly* Yeah, she was rather annoying me!
Phoebe) Jetta wanted revenge...
Jetta) Yeah, I wanted revenge!
Phoebe) And Jetta does have over-sised paws...
Jetta) Yeah! And I do have over-- REGINA!!
Phoebe) Exibbit A. My irritatingnes.
*The jury start to write something down.*
Hope) This is a very strange place we're in.
Phoebe) Witness 1. Hope the gerbil. You are a gerbil, like your sister Glory and like how I Phase?
Hope) Yes.
Phoebe) Jetta Phases as a cat?
Hope) Yes.
Phoebe) Exactly. Rodents and cats have been squabbling since they both existed on the Earth. It was natural for Jetta to want to do something to us.
*The jury nod and wite this down too.*
Phoebe) I conclude that Jetta's reactions to us where natural and it was only the ways in which they were carried out which brought them to our notice. And might I add, that as the victim, Jetta's crimes cannot be too bad for I am defending her.
*Phoebe steps back and treads on something. There is a loud growning and a peice of floor opens up with stairs going down in it. WTH?!*
Judge) SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!! THE TRIAL HAS BEEN POSTPONED!! I WILL CONTACT THE BOSS!!!
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