Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Ohhhhhh, boy.

*Everything is exactly the same as before except now Phoebe's in gerbil form and the Boss is standing with them. The gerbils are all 'thumping' (yes, gerbils 'thump', a bit like rabbits) in a row.*

Italics) Girls! Snap outta it!!

*Hope, Glory and Phoebe all jump about 6 inches into the air. Phoebe phases back.*

Phoebe) Oh, thanks.

Boss) Right, now that we have you in a form that can talk, what are we going to do-AAAAAAAAAAAA

*They are all sucked in to a vortex...*















*... and land on a Hawaiian beach.*

Glory) Oh no! Not this again!!

*Before they can move a director, a Terror-lizard and a giant evil mutant bear come from a near by jungle.*

Hope) LEG IT!!!

*They run and are soon joined by another Gerbilzzzz Gang running from a reporter.*


Italics) AAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*There is a huge pile of ice cream sundaes on the beach. They are running too fast and they all fall into it.*

Phoebe) Who knew heaven could be so cold...

*Then another portal opens and they are sucked into Runescape.*

Lionstar) Oh boy, not you again.

Phoebe) Yes boy, us again, and I don't know why you look so annoyed.

Lionstar) Remember this?

*She points at a large cut on her arm.*

Lionstar) *In a poor imitation of Phoebe's voice* Just a trip to Karamja, she says, just a few giant scorpions, she says. I get 6 BLOODY HIT POINTS OFF ME!!

Phoebe) Well, I didn't know you weren't going to use your 2h sword did I?!


Italics) Whoa! Whoa! Chill already! I'm just gonna use the code again...

*He uses the code and they sucked into another portal. This time they land back at the Good Phases base. Jetta is still trying to do something to the remote.*

Boss) Give it here...

*Jetta gives it and the Boss presses some buttons. Things gradually turn back to normal.*

Phoebe) Uuuuuugh...

Hope) Are you alright?

Phoebe) Yeah, but I think my stomach's still 2 portals away...

Glory) It'll be alright.

Phoebe) Yeah.

*The Boss if now looking very hard at Jetta. She looks very sheepish.*

Boss) Oh Jetta, what am I going to do with you?

2 comments:

Wombat Evans said...

are these people from books? or are they just made-up?

Phoebe said...

The're all just made up.