Yes, this entirly inappropriate, but I just HAD to, y'know?

*While chaos reigns.*

Phoebe) I just wanted to say-- *Ducks* That this post makes-- *Leaps out of the way as some one lunges at her* the record for most posts in a month November with 10 posts in total!! Right, down to buisness... *Phases to half way and starts attacking people*

Phoebe) Bye bye!!

No, this is NOT fun, no matter what you may think.

*Phoebe is floating in a huge bubble. She looks annoyed.*

Phoebe) Hey.

Blaze) He-ey...

Phoebe) I've found the other Phases.

*All around the room are giant bubbles with the rest of the origonal group in them. The Boss smiles from in his while hanging upside down.*

Blaze) Aaagh!!

*He is being pulled by some invisible force towards an empty bubble. Italics leaps fowards and drags him back.*

Phoebe) Great. Blaze appears to be a Phase too.

Blaze) I'm a squirrel.

Phoebe) Well phase then. Italics can put you in his pocket.

*It happens.*

Phoebe) Right, now, does anybody have a rope?

*Before anyone can do anything, however, the door is thrown open and a load of Reptile Phases come in.*

Phoebe) Frick.

Lola) Quick Derick!! Throw your cardboard shoes at them!!

*There is chaos. Phoebe gives a huge push off one side of the bubble and shoots out. She Phases and runs up Italics's leg. She clings onto his sholder.*

Phoebe) SQUEK! NIBBLE! SQUEAK!!

Italics) WHAT?! I don't speak Rodent!!

*Phoebe points with her tail first at all the escapies, at her and Italics, and then at the door.*

Italics) Ok! Come on people!!

*He starts herding everyone out the door. One small girl is too scared to move so Italics picks her up and runs with her.*

Italics) MOVE!!

Meanwhile...

Italics) Blaze! MOVE!!

*A shelf starts falling. Gwithian dives out of the way. He only just makes it.*

Italics) WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE!! WHERE'S PHOEBE?!

Sophie) I SAW HER DIVE THROUGH A DOOR, BUT I THINK SOME SHELVES FELL ON IT!

Italics) WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER DOOR!!

*Suddenly the aisle of shelves starts to cave in. They run, but Gwithian slips. The shelves fall on him!*

Italics) BLAAAAZE!!

*Then a small, red, furry head pokes out from beneath the fallen shelves.*

Jack) A squirrel.

*The squirrel slowly turns back onto Gwithian. He looks utterly bemused.*

Gwithian) What... the... Hell...

*You seem to be a Phase.*

Gwithian) I noticed. But HOW?!

Italics) Well, Miranda's a fox. You must have a couple of Phase ancestors.

Charlotte) Look. We NEED to get out of here, and hopefully find Phoebe too. Lets worry about this later, OK?!

Italics) Yeah!! Come on!! We need to find another door!!

*They continue to work their way among the shelves and smashed potions. One of the boys manages to step in something which makes his shoes turn into cardboard, but not much else happens. Their attackers seem to have fled, so they are seemingly alone. Then, as they are passing some of the few shelves that are still standing, a green scaly figure lunges at them!! Gwithian grabs a random potion and chucks it at the crocodile. It hits it square in the face and the crocodile is turned into a handbag. They continue walking.*

Italics) Look a door!!

*They rush and open the door.*

Gwithian) ...ouch.

RUN!!

Phoebe) RUN!!!!

*They start running down the isle of shelves. The crocodile bursts through the door followed by a load of other Phases. Phoebe turns a corner too sharply and crashes into one of the shelves, knocking off bottles. She has just enough time to register the fact that the shelf is labled 'Explosive Brews' before she hears a roar behind her and starts running again. Meanwhile the potions she knocked off have smashed on the floor and are mixing.*

Lead Phase) Uh oh.

*KA-BOOM.*

*The potions room now looks like a cross from 'Shrek the 2nd' when they steal the love potion, and 'Harry Potter: the Order of the Phenix' in the Hall of Prophicies scene when the smash all the glass balls.*

Phoebe) RUN!!

Italics) WE ARE!!

Phoebe) WELL RUN FASTER!!!

*The room continues to fall a part. Phoebe reaches a door at the other end of the room and dives through it, just a huge row of shelves falls on the door.*

Phoebe) Dammit.

Ok, that is the last time I try to nibble 7 people out of danger.

Phoebe) Ow. My jaw.

Gwithia) Oh well, at least we're free.

Felix) And dragging heavy bits of wood behind us on chains.

Phoebe) Oh shush, what would you have done?! Anyways, now we need to wait for the food bringer to come.

*They all line up against the wall with the door in it. Not before long the food bringer comes in. He opens the door, looks about him, and suddenly starts forward. Phoebe does a flying kick that sends him sprawling. Gwithian holds a flame down to him while Phoebe jumps on his back.*

Gwithian) One wrong move and I will burn all your hair off, understand?!

Man) Surprisingly, yes.

*Phoebe Rummages in his pockets and finds some keys. She unlocks the chains from the other kids/teenagers/whatever-you-like's feet. She then puts her own chains around the mans feet and some more on his arms. Then she stuffs part of a 'Team Fred' flag in his mouth.*

Phoebe) That should do it.

*They walk out of the door, and Gwithian closes it. There is a satisfying 'click' as the door locks.*

Phoebe) Now to find Hope and Glory!

*They carry on, and soon Phoebe Phases into full gerbil and runs to the side of the passage.*

Lousy) What... is she doing...?

Gwithian) I think she's talking to those 2 mice.

*Phoebe Phases back.*

Phoebe)  Along, right, left, middle fork, 9th door on the right.

*They follow the directions.*

Gwithian) So anyway, how do you keep your clothes?

Phoebe) Natural materials Phase with me. Anything else just stays the same size. Ah, here we are!

*They stop outside a door, and Phoebe starts trying keys. Finally one works and she opens the door.*

Phoebe) Hope! Glory! Italics!

Hope, Glory & Italics) PHOEBE!!!

*They run to hug each other. Well, Hope and Glory do, Italics just stands there for a few moments looking uncomfortable before Phoebe, rather awkwardly, shakes his hand.*

Italics) Um, yeah, thanks...

Phoebe) Well, we've got to get going. Some one might've heard the noise...

*They all continue to creep down the corridor. Suddenly they hear a noise!!!!*

Voice) WHAT?! ESCAPED PRISONERS!!! ALL GUARDS ON ALERT!! WE HAVE SOME ESCAPED PRIS-- OI!! COME BACK HERE!!!!!

*Everyone, not wanting to hang around, are running down the corridor. Phoebe opens a door at random and ushers everyone inside. Then there is a roaring noise and they all rush out again.*

Phoebe) WRONG DOOR!!

*She opens another one and checks it this time. She beckons to the others and they run in, slamming the door behind... OI!! WAIT FOR ME!*

Phoebe) Oops! Sorry!

*She opens the door and I go in.*

Gwithian) Few. Right, where are we?

Phoebe) *Reading from a sign* The Potions Room, apparently.

Gwithian) Hmm... Mind potions... Weather elixir... Ooh!! BODY FORMULAS!!

Phoebe) OF COURSE!!

*Phoebe takes down a bottle.*

Phoebe) A dash of this... a drop of that...

*She has found a small cauldron from somewhere and starts mixing things.*

Phoebe) Just a little heat... Gidso--

Gwithian) No. I need a new name. Hows about... Blaze Nothing!!

*Pause.*

Phoebe) Ok, 'Blaze', I need a small flame.

Gwithian/Blaze) *While heating up the mixture* Since when did you know how to make potions?

Phoebe) Since now.

Gwithian) So you have no idea what you're doing?

Phoebe) Nope. Now drink.

*Gwithian, rather reluctantly, drinks the potion.*

Gwithian) Aagh!!

*He doubles over.*

Gwithian) Whoa, this feels weird.

*He relaxes and takes off one of his gloves.*

Gwithian) Whoo! I have skin!

*The others are looking on with curious expressions and Gwithian takes off the hat, scarf and other glove.*

Gwithian) Yes!

*Suddenly there is a banging from the other side of the door...*

*A huge crocodile tail comes part way through...*

Phoebe) Uh oh...

Gwithian) They've found us.

Phoebe) And they have Phases on their side.

*A cruel yellow eye looks from the hole in the door. It is huge.*

Phoebe) RUN!!!

Italics) Dun dun dun duuuuun!

Ow... My Head...

*Phoebe wakes up and opens her eyes. She's in a room with a load other boys and girls, most of whom are asleep and chained to their beds.*

Phoebe) Whoa... where am I?

Random Girl) Chained by your feet to the foot of a bed, in a darkish room in some sort of underground hide out.

Phoebe) A bit more than I needed to know, thanks.

Girl) Meh. What ever.

Phoebe) So, how long have I been here?

Girl) About half an hour.

Phoebe) Kewl. Wait a sec, where are Hope and Glory?

Girl) Who and who?

Phoebe) They're my pet talking gerbils. They where captured when I was.

Girl) Oh, I think the food person said something about them. They Escaped 3 1/2 times.

Phoebe) In half an hour?

Girl) Ye-ep.

Phoebe) Well, I doubt that re-enforced concrete would keep a gerbil in for long. I should know.

*Suddenly the doors open, and a big man carries a small boy into the room. His face is mostly covered by a scarf and hat.*

Phoebe) I only know 2 people like that, and ones a book character...

*The figure stirs and sits up.*

Gwithian) Ow... where am I?

Phoebe) Not quite sure, Gwi-- I mean Gidsom.

Girl) ??

Phoebe) He had to change his name. Y'know that time when book characters kept coming into our world?

Girl) Ye-es...

Phoebe) Well, he got sucked through into the book world, as did I and numerous other people. Anyways, he went through and discovered he was a magician. He changed his name randomly and now it's stuck as Gidsom Bastrap.

Girl) Ouch.

Phoebe) I know.

Girl) But, why the scarf and hat?

Phoebe) Maybe... not right now... he seems to have turned into a younger Skulduggery Pleasant...

*The girl's eyes widen.*

Girl) You means he's a...

Phoebe) Yes.

Girl) Ow.

Phoebe) Indeed.

*'Gidsom' has been examining the chains.*

Gwithian) Hey, Phe--

*Phoebe mouths something at him.*

Gwithian) Regina, do you think you could get out of your chains? They don't seem to be magically re-enforced.

Phoebe) Ok, I'll try...

*She concentrates and begins to Phase. Soon there is a great gerbil where Phoebe was lying, and the chains are w-a-y too big for her.*

Girl) She's one of the Phases.

Gwithian) Well spotted.

*Phoebe phases to half way and sets about biting the foot of Gwithian's bed, which is wooden. Soon she has nibbled off quite a large piece.*

Girl) You're going to nibble your way out.

Phoebe) You gotta better plan?

Girl) Well, no--

Phoebe) Exactly.

*Hey!! What about me!!*

Phoebe) I'll do you after I've done Gidsom.

*Ok, I just didn't wanna be left here. Oh! Some of the others are waking up.*

Random Boy) Whoa... how did she get out?

Girl) Look at her ears.

Boy) Wow... She's one of the Phases...

Girl) Yes, and she's going to get us out!!

Boy) Awesome!!...how?

Girl) Search me.

Italics) Oh no, what will happen? Will Regina be able to nibble the others to freedom or are they doomed to end their lives down here?! Keep watching this blog or you won't find out!!

Phoebe) How on Earth did you get in here?!

Italics) It's part of my job description.

The Tunnel....

Italics) Sooo... Phoebe (A.K.A Regina) discovered a secret tunnel and The Boss has arranged a group of Phases to help look around it. Well, me and the gerbils are going too.

Boss) RIGHT!! EVERYONE READY?!

All) YES!!

Boss) GOOD! WE WILL NOW ENTER THE TUNNEL!!

*They go in, and--*

Boss) Hey! Who said you could come?!

*Well, you'll need some one to do the Asteriscing, won't you?*

Boss) Fair point. You can come.

*Right, where was I? Oh yeah, the tunnel. They go down the stairs and look around.*

Italics) It's a tunnel.

Hope) We'd noticed.

Phoebe) It's very dark down here.

Hope) Wadda surprise.

Glory) Well, the enterance has just closed over our heads leaving us trapped down here and not even being able to see where the stairs are.

*Pause.*

All) AAAAAAAAAAGH!!

*Every one is panicking.*

Boss) SHUUUUUUDUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

*Every one shuts up.*

Boss) Glory, did you have to say that?

Glory) I was just commenting...

Boss) Well, as Glory here has so kindly pointed out, the entrance has sealed over, so we have no choice but to continue down the tunnel.

*They continue, but have turned on lamps so they can see a bit more. All are in human form.*

 *Presently...*

Phoebe) Hope, you smell something?

Hope) Yeah, I think so...

*They continue. Suddenly there is a great whoosh sound and a rush of gas comes out of some pipes on the wall.*

Phoebe) AAAGH!! Seeping gas!!

Hope) I THOUGHT  SLEEPING GAS WAS ODERLESS!!

Glory) JUST RUN!

*They run, but the gas is too strong. They all fall asleep in the passage... *zzzzzzzzz...*

Italics) *YAAAAWN* Oh...No... what will... happen................... *Zzzzzzz...*

Strange Events....

Italics) So yeah. Jetta tried to do smething to this blogs previous plotlines, but it went wrong. Very wrong. And now she's having a trial about it.

Judge) RIGHT!! SCILENCE IN THE COURT!!

*Everyone zips it.*

Judge) THAT INCLUDES YOU, ASTERICS GUY!!!

*Whatever...*

Judge) ANYWAY, WE ARE ALL BROUGHT HERE, MANY OF US AGAINST OUR WILL, TO OVERSEE, BERE WITNESS, DEFEND, OR ACUSE JETTA HERE. WE WILL NOW BEGIN.

Acuser) Well, I was having a peaceful walk down the corridoor, when--

Phoebe) I OBJECT!!!!

Judge) AND WHY DO YOU OBJECT?

Phoebe) He's in a wheel-chair (no offence to all those wheel-chair uses out there). He couldn't have been walking!!

Judge) QUITE CORRECT!! ACUSER, YOU ARE NO LONGER VALID.

Acuser) Unfair judge and lousy girl...

Judge) ANYWAY, YOU SPEEK IN THE DEFENCE, REGINA DOVE?

Phoebe A.K.A Regina) Yes I do. I was rather anoying her.

Jetta) *desperatly* Yeah, she was rather annoying me!

Phoebe) Jetta wanted revenge...

Jetta) Yeah, I wanted revenge!

Phoebe) And Jetta does have over-sised paws...

Jetta) Yeah! And I do have over-- REGINA!!

Phoebe) Exibbit A. My irritatingnes.

*The jury start to write something down.*

Hope) This is a very strange place we're in.

Phoebe) Witness 1. Hope the gerbil. You are a gerbil, like your sister Glory and like how I Phase?

Hope) Yes.

Phoebe) Jetta Phases as a cat?

Hope) Yes.

Phoebe) Exactly. Rodents and cats have been squabbling since they both existed on the Earth. It was natural for Jetta to want to do something to us.

*The jury nod and wite this down too.*

Phoebe) I conclude that Jetta's reactions to us where natural and it was only the ways in which they were carried out which brought them to our notice. And might I add, that as the victim, Jetta's crimes cannot be too bad for I am defending her.

*Phoebe steps back and treads on something. There is a loud growning and a peice of floor opens up with stairs going down in it. WTH?!*

Judge) SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!! THE TRIAL HAS BEEN POSTPONED!! I WILL CONTACT THE BOSS!!!

Italics) Dun dun dun duuuuuuun!

Yeah, we're still here. Just thought I'd show you something to ease the boredom.

Phoebe) Well, yeah. Jetta's having a trial soon about what she did to that remote control thing which got us transported everywhere, and we're all waiting around for it to start happening already, and the only thing to do is read the Twilight Saga books over and over, so I thought I'd show you this in the short time we're allowed to use the web:

Glitter Text @ Glitterfy.com

What it says is 'Wait a sec, you haven't read Twilight? WHAT KIND OF SICK WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN?!' but I can't get it to work right. Orlaigh, can you tell me?

Ohhhhhh, boy.

*Everything is exactly the same as before except now Phoebe's in gerbil form and the Boss is standing with them. The gerbils are all 'thumping' (yes, gerbils 'thump', a bit like rabbits) in a row.*

Italics) Girls! Snap outta it!!

*Hope, Glory and Phoebe all jump about 6 inches into the air. Phoebe phases back.*

Phoebe) Oh, thanks.

Boss) Right, now that we have you in a form that can talk, what are we going to do-AAAAAAAAAAAA

*They are all sucked in to a vortex...*

*... and land on a Hawaiian beach.*

Glory) Oh no! Not this again!!

*Before they can move a director, a Terror-lizard and a giant evil mutant bear come from a near by jungle.*

Hope) LEG IT!!!

*They run and are soon joined by another Gerbilzzzz Gang running from a reporter.*

Italics) AAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*There is a huge pile of ice cream sundaes on the beach. They are running too fast and they all fall into it.*

Phoebe) Who knew heaven could be so cold...

*Then another portal opens and they are sucked into Runescape.*

Lionstar) Oh boy, not you again.

Phoebe) Yes boy, us again, and I don't know why you look so annoyed.

Lionstar) Remember this?

*She points at a large cut on her arm.*

Lionstar) *In a poor imitation of Phoebe's voice* Just a trip to Karamja, she says, just a few giant scorpions, she says. I get 6 BLOODY HIT POINTS OFF ME!!

Phoebe) Well, I didn't know you weren't going to use your 2h sword did I?!

Italics) Whoa! Whoa! Chill already! I'm just gonna use the code again...

*He uses the code and they sucked into another portal. This time they land back at the Good Phases base. Jetta is still trying to do something to the remote.*

Boss) Give it here...

*Jetta gives it and the Boss presses some buttons. Things gradually turn back to normal.*

Phoebe) Uuuuuugh...

Hope) Are you alright?

Phoebe) Yeah, but I think my stomach's still 2 portals away...

Glory) It'll be alright.

Phoebe) Yeah.

*The Boss if now looking very hard at Jetta. She looks very sheepish.*

Boss) Oh Jetta, what am I going to do with you?