WHAT THE ****?!

*I am currently strapped to a table-chair thing. It is very dark in here. To all of you who read this post, I have a message to pass on in case I cannot post again. HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!*

*At this point the lights come on and the agents with their rodents come in. I am absolutely terrified.*

Rat) Ha ha! Agent Nut, bring the torture equipment!

*T-torture?!*

Rat) Tell us about Regina Dove, and you will be spared the agony. But if not... well, you'll crack. They all crack in the end.

*Gulps*

Rat) Well, are you going to talk?

*NO! I will not betray my friend!!*

Rat) Very well. Agent Squeak?

Agent Squeak) Yes, Agent Naw?

Naw) Commenced torture!!!

*Squeak reaches into a box. She then gingerly draws out...*

*A FEATHER?!*

Naw) Ok, start the tickling...

*Aaaaaaagh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!*

Italics) Oh no! Will Asterisk crack and reveal Regina Dove?! Will Regina come to the rescue just in time?! Watch for the the next--

Naw) GET 'IM!!!

Italics) Ohh no you don't!!

*He promptly disappears.*

Naw) !!"@:>>_<