Friday, 25 December 2009

Hectic.

*Phoebe stumbles into her room and closes the door. She looks absolutely exhausted.*

Phoebe) Hope, never again am I going to a Crittermas party. Never.

Hope) Er... wanna chocolate?

*Suddenly there is a loud crash and the door is pulled off it's hinges!*

 Phoebe) It's a push door, dumbo.

*She Phases just encase and turns to see who has been stupid enough to pull a push door.*

*Just to say that for a while the 'Rodent translator version 5x' is going to be on...*

Phoebe) Slick.

*Thank you! Anyways...*

 *In the doorway are 3 humans in the sort of suits government agents wear, who've pulled the door off it's hinges. Each have a rodent sitting on their shoulders: A squirrel, a guinea pig and a rat. The squirrel looks at Phoebe the gerbil.*

Squirrel) GET HER!!!!

*Chaos.*

*The agents try to grab Phoebe but she slips under the bed. They pull the bed out of the way (this takes some time as it is a platform) by which time Phoebe has slipped away and is posing as a toy. This doesn't work so she slides though the men's legs and out the door frame, with Hope, Glory and Italics following her.*

Guinea pig) Darn!

Squirrel) Shoot!

Rat) Fu-- hey, look who's here...

*What?! *Gulps**

Rat) You'd better be coming with us mister...

*Aaaagh! Phoebe! Help MEEEEEE...*

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