Hope) How long have we been flying anyway?!
Phoebe) I don't know, but long enough to start a post on my pocket computer.
Italics) Hey! We're heading towards the sea!!!
Glory) But the sea is wet!!!
Phoebe) Not just the sea, it's the coast of Hawaii!!
All) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*All land in the sea.*
Glory) EEEEEEEEEEKK!!! I'm DROWNING!! Heeeelp!!!
Phoebe) Um... Glory.
*Glory, who has landed further up the coast than the others, pulls herself together and stands up. She is in about 4 inches of water.*
*The others splash to the shore.*
Hope) I am SO glad I decided to learn how to swim.
Random reporter) So, here we are in Hawaii! The evil bear has just been captured, but we have even bigger news! 2 random humans and 2 random gerbils have just flown out of the sky and landed on the coast! I'm gonna go talk to them!!
Reporter) So wadda you do'in commin outda the sky like that?!
Phoebe) Well, we were trying to defuse a bomb when it exploded...
Italics) ... And propelled us up into the air...
Phoebe) ...So we landed here.
Meanwhile, on Phoebe's right shoulder...
Hope) We have to try and act like we can't talk. We can't talk in front of that reporter!
Glory) I know. It would be very dangerous if we did. We must-
Reporter) We have very sensitive microphones! Your gerbils can TALK!!!
Phoebe) Oh by my sacred Nintendo. RRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
Italics) *While running* Why *pant* can't we *gasp* let him know!? *Wheeze!*
Phoebe) If he finds out, he'll get the whole world onto the fact that animals can talk!! They'll be tested in labs! Cut up! Have all horrible things done to them!!!!
Italics) What will happen?! Will Hope and Glory be okay?! Will we get off Hawaii?! And do pineapples really grow here?! In the mean time, we gotta RRRRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!
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