The Italics Guy

H) More tea, Italics Guy?

I.T) Yes please!

P) You're making a mistake, Hope.

H) Wadda you mean?

P) Haven't you any idea how annoying he is, or how many people, monkeys and bears, would probably like him dead?

H) Dead! Surely that's a bit harsh!

P) No, it is not.

G) Many of you are probably how we have come to have the Italics Guy on Phoebe's sofa, and I'm going to tell you:

We were going out to get some cream soda for S.Q.U.E.A.C, when we heard a loud bang, and underpants (mostly full of poo and wee) -

I.T) -You had to tell them about that didn't you!-

G) -came falling from the sky. Oh, there was a giant banana skin too. Then the Italics Guy came falling from the sky, and we caught him and brought him home. Now Hope wants to keep him.

H) He's brilliant for study!

G&P) *Sigh*

I.T) Well, if that's all you're going to say, then turn the post off!

G) I think I will!