We're Flying Through The Air..........

All) AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope) How long have we been flying anyway?!

Phoebe) I don't know, but long enough to start a post on my pocket computer.

Italics) Hey! We're heading towards the sea!!!

Glory) But the sea is wet!!!

Phoebe) Not just the sea, it's the coast of Hawaii!!

All) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*All land in the sea.*

Glory) EEEEEEEEEEKK!!! I'm DROWNING!! Heeeelp!!!

Phoebe) Um... Glory.

*Glory, who has landed further up the coast than the others, pulls herself together and stands up. She is in about 4 inches of water.*

*The others splash to the shore.*

Hope) I am SO glad I decided to learn how to swim.

Random reporter) So, here we are in Hawaii! The evil bear has just been captured, but we have even bigger news! 2 random humans and 2 random gerbils have just flown out of the sky and landed on the coast! I'm gonna go talk to them!!

Reporter) So wadda you do'in commin outda the sky like that?!

Phoebe) Well, we were trying to defuse a bomb when it exploded...

Italics) ... And propelled us up into the air...

Phoebe) ...So we landed here.

Meanwhile, on Phoebe's right shoulder...

Hope) We have to try and act like we can't talk. We can't talk in front of that reporter!

Glory) I know. It would be very dangerous if we did. We must-

Reporter) We have very sensitive microphones! Your gerbils can TALK!!!

Phoebe) Oh by my sacred Nintendo. RRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!

Italics) *While running* Why *pant* can't we *gasp* let him know!? *Wheeze!*

Phoebe) If he finds out, he'll get the whole world onto the fact that animals can talk!! They'll be tested in labs! Cut up! Have all horrible things done to them!!!!

Italics) What will happen?! Will Hope and Glory be okay?! Will we get off Hawaii?! And do pineapples really grow here?! In the mean time, we gotta RRRRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

Ohhhhh Loooooord....

P) Hope! We have 42 seconds to defuse the mind-bomb!

I.G) So, we get our selves out of an alien space ship just to find ourselves in the middle of a laboratory with a bomb which will make us think were chickens do we?!

G) Sounds right to me!

H) (Through walkie-talkie) Hey! *crackle* I have the code! *Zazzle!*

P) Good! Now read it out so we can defuse the bomb!

H) % " ^ ) *BLEEP!*

P) 5 2 6 0...

H) ! £ *ZIP!* " *

P) 1 3 2 8!

MIND BOMB DEACTIVATED.

All) Few!















MIND BOMB REACTIVATED.

All) Aaagh!

H) Phoebe, enter the code again!





MIND BOMB SET TO CAT.

All) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

* Everyone starts flicking switches randomly*







G) Hey! I think it's--

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!*

I.G *Whilst flying through the air* What will happen? Where will we land? And will it have anything to do with Hawaii? If we don't die, you'll probably find out! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ow.

H) Ugh... where am I?

P) In a huge gray room about the size of your average village hall, inside a spaceship.

H) Oh yeah. I remember now.

G) And I'd just had my nails done!

I.G) I hate being an italics guy...

Alto) He's gone rather depressed since you got captured.

P) I don't blame him.

Ginny) Hey! The tree people are comming!

*All stare at the door.*

*Two Tree-beings have entered.*

Tree being 1) jmkdwea8-974hdhuipeh GUN rw9042io243 BLACKBERRY jewai9a34j ?????

H) Naturally.

*Pause*





*All stare at Hope.*


Tree-being2) nhd8uweaheduasjjsju *^*_)%^ HARRY &*()^&(^*&*(jio?

H) Thats right.

Tree-being2) %^$*&HJUkl.hfdkjweahwejjwej^&*$690r4!?

H) Oh no! No it's not dangerous!

Tree-being1) HUJKHDKWE8742887^&*$67499^%&*(^&ydodo.

H) Ok good. Now would you please let everyone go?

Tree-being2) ^&*HjklewjkHUHIJK^&*)&(**)(890?!

Tree-being1) GJYUH^&*jfkdkl?




Meanwhile, on the other side of the room...




P) H-hope, y-you can UNDERSTAND them?!

H) Of course! Can't you?

All) No!

H) Oh, it's very easy.

G) You are seriously WEIRD Hope.

Fudge) Hey! The tree people are coming!

Tree-being1) G%^&*$^&*hfiew40iow4823ir4j!"£$%^&*().

H) But wadda bout the others?!

Tree-being2) Gjiewa743&*($YHIOUjfdiowio34i HAHAHAHA!

P) What did it say?

H) It said that WE can go, but the bears will stay!

P) NO, NO! Let us all go! HEY!

* I.G, Phoebe, Hope and Glory are being taken out of the room.*

The bears) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Operation Rescue The Bears

H) If you have been watching Blog Bears (you can get to the site by pressing the *Magic* link and then clicking on *Blog Bears*) then you will know they are currently trying to rescue their friend Harry, and getting themselves rather messed up in the process. I am currently trying to change the growth syrup. It isn't going to well.

G) *Sniggering* Yeah, your feet were big as they were! Now they're HUGE!!!

H)WHATEVER BIG-NOSE!!!

P) Hey hey! Keep it cool here!

G&H) Humph!

P) Come on, you're sisters!

I.G) Well, sisters do tend to fight quite a lot.

P) Wadda you know about it?!

I.G) I've spent most of my life traveling around blogs, I actually know quite alot about general family relationships.

P) Guhuphg...

H) Aha! The syrup is... Still not working. Dammit.

G) Well, how about you keep working on the syrup, while we go and rescue the bears!

P) You really got over that tantrum, didn't you!

G) I made an utter fool of myself. And I sais P.A.W.S instead of S.Q.U.E.A.C.

P) Well come on, lets go!!!!

I.G) Will Phoebe, the gerbils and the Italics Guy be able to rescue the bears? Will Hope get the growth syrup right? Will thae Italics Guy ever be taken off the top of the 'People most wanted to be hit by a shoe' list? And will-

P) COME ON!!

I.G)*Whilst being dragged off by Phoebe* Aaaagh!

The Italics Guy

H) More tea, Italics Guy?

I.T) Yes please!

P) You're making a mistake, Hope.

H) Wadda you mean?

P) Haven't you any idea how annoying he is, or how many people, monkeys and bears, would probably like him dead?

H) Dead! Surely that's a bit harsh!

P) No, it is not.

G) Many of you are probably how we have come to have the Italics Guy on Phoebe's sofa, and I'm going to tell you:

We were going out to get some cream soda for S.Q.U.E.A.C, when we heard a loud bang, and underpants (mostly full of poo and wee) -

I.T) -You had to tell them about that didn't you!-

G) -came falling from the sky. Oh, there was a giant banana skin too. Then the Italics Guy came falling from the sky, and we caught him and brought him home. Now Hope wants to keep him.

H) He's brilliant for study!

G&P) *Sigh*

I.T) Well, if that's all you're going to say, then turn the post off!

G) I think I will!