Thursday, 1 October 2009

WARNING!! This post has very violent and grusome events in it!! Young children should be discouraged from reading it!! --Blogger.

 *Phoebe is looking at a corner of a cell. In it is Italics. He is bound so tightly in chains that you can't even see his body, only his head. There also 3 cages around him. The walls of the cell are renforced concrete. Whoa.*

*Phoebe turns her head very slowly towards the man. Her face is purple.*

Phoebe) You let him go now or I'll detach your head form your body.

Man) I'm afraid that you need a special pass to order anyone like me around.

Phoebe) But I have one.

Man) Lets see then

*Phoebe holds out her hand and the man bends closer. Phoebe then slaps him around the face.*

Man) You... I... don't.......................... YOU HAVE NOW MADE ME REEEEEALY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*He starts to turn red. Then redder. He isn't just flushing. Red scales are pushing their way out from under his skin. His fingers lengthen, turn red and sprout horrible long claws. A red lizard's tail pushes it's way out from the back of his trousers and his teeth lengthen to become as long and as sharp as knives. Oh Lord.*

Phoebe) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

*The lizard-thing takes a swipe at her. It misses but smashes through all the cages and the chains around Italics. He yelps and jumps away.*

Italics) Well, thank you for coming to see me, but NO THANK YOU for releasing a Terror Lizard on us!!

Phoebe) How was I supposed to know that he was a Terror Lizard?!

*They jump up as the lizards tail comes towards them. The lizard's head seems to have gotten stuck in the wall, and is thrashing about to try and free itself.*

Phoebe) Maybe we should run.

Italics) Yeah.

*Halfway to the door...*

Phoebe) WHAT ABOUT HOPE AND GLORY?!

*The lizard has got it's head out of the wall but it still thrashing. You can see 2 shapes scurrying about under it's shirt.*

Phoebe) Oh no!

*Then several people run in. They point huge ray guns at the lizard and fire them. He begins to shrink back to his normal human size. Hope and Glory run across to Phoebe.*

Phoebe) Don't scare me like that!! Now come here and let me hug you!

One of the people) Thank you!! Is there anything we can do for you?

Italics) An explanation of WHAT THE HELLS BEEN GOING ON might be nice.

Person) Come with me...

2 comments:

Miranda Panda said...

LOL. That's random.

Phoebe said...

I thank you.