Thursday, 3 September 2009

*%!!!@:?/+_+ ****!!

*Lionstar, Carlos, Phoebe and the Gerbils burst into the tower basement, just to see everyone disappear.*
Phoebe) Great. So we're still stuck here. Anyone got any ideas?

Hope) Well, there's still the stone.

Italics) Yeah, but we don't know how it works or anything.

Glory) Well, we are in the Magician's Guild, maybe they know something about it.

Phoebe) Yeah, we'll get them to check it out.

*A while later...*

Hope) *Mutter* Oh, this is ridiculous! That thing's from a different universe!! How could he--
*She pionts at a Magician who's tapping the stone with what looks a cross between a satilite dish and a cactus*

--ever work out how to use it?!

Magician) I've just worked out how to work it!!

Hope) I stand corrected...

Phoebe) EXCELLENT!!! How?!

*At this moment there is a flash of light and the Magician is replaced with what looks like a dustbin with arms, eyes and legs.*

Phoebe) Shoot.

Italics) What's THAT?!

Phoebe) A Binja. From Un Lun Dun. It's a good book, but we DO NOT want it's characters comming through. Some are very dangerous.

*The Binja proceeds to destroy the room.*

Phoebe) Told you.
*She writes something on a peice of paper and scrunches it up. She throws it at the Binja. It picks it up and reads it. It then stands perfectly still.*

Italics) This could be a looooong day..

2 comments:

Wombat Evans said...

haha lol! Um so that means the stone is in. . .Binja!

Phoebe said...

Well, Un Lun Dun. A Binja is a bin who's a ninja... geddit?!