Q: What do you get if you take: A pree-teen girl, 2 talking gerbils, 3 animal organisations and a blog?

H) A rather freaked out girl and 2 talking gerbils trying to convince here that it was a dream

P) I'm not dumb. I know this isn't a dream. I've stubbed my toe twice on that frikkin chair, pinched myself and eaten breakfast. I'm pretty sure that I'm not dreaming.

H) *Sigh*

G) C'mon, it could be worse!

H) Phoebe has discovered us, we are all in danger, AND HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY-

G) Don't!

H) WHAT NOW?!

G) It's really tempting fate saying that!

H) What? Saying-

G)NO!

H) *sigh* Ok.

G) Right, now we have to-

H) HOWCOULDTHISPOSSIBLYGETANYWORSE?!

Cathy) HAHAHA! Now we have you! HAHAHAHA!

P&G) O YOU HAD TO SAY IT DIDN'T YOU?!

H) Oops...

Carlos) P.A.W.S is finally going to take over the world!

P) Huh! Whatever!

*Phoebe goes over to the cats, picks them up, and dumps them out of the window, on to the conservatory roof.*

Cathy) I AM GOING TO-

P) Who's a pretty kitty? You're a pretty kitty! Meow meow meow!

Cathy) Ok, This is getting seriously weird.

*Phoebe rubs Cathy and Carlos on there tummys*

Cathy & Carlos) PRRRRRRRRRRR!

*SLAM*

P) AND DON'T COME BACK!

(She has shut the window, leaving them outside)

P) I could really get used to this...

H) I guess you're part of the team now!

G) Matilda is gonna be so mad.

P) By the way, what does she look like?

H) Fluffy, white 'cept for a black patch over her left eye...

P) SHE WAS MY OLD PET! I THOUGHT SHE HAD DIED!

G) We'll explain some other time. We gotta get ready for her.

H,G & P) BYEE!