Weird noises...

H) im abit worried because i have been hearing sum strange noises cuming from a cuboard in the corner of our owners room.

G) its freeky!!

H) there all wen our owners r away so dey don't here it.

G) Hope...

H) yes?

G) wats dat scraching?

H) OH NO!!!

H&G) ARRRGH!!! IM TOO YONG DIIIIIII!!!!!!

M) Erm.. Helo?

H) WAT?! hoo r u?

M) Im Matilder, y'no, the RSH boss?

H) WAT??!! yor a Guina Pig?

M) Yeah. were not dat dumb y'no.

H) Sorry we thourght u were-

G) a monster cuming 2 get us.

M) Soz about de cupboard, but i had to warn u. Is there a place where no one can hear us?

G) Yeah, follow me.

M) good.

H) wow! wats dis all about? Hopefully we'll be able 2 tel u...