Good News, Bad News

H) Good news! We managed to find a way to help SQUEAC!

G) Bad news. It ment going into a very danegeros citchen.

H) Good news! We got in ok!

G) Bad news. PAWS new we wood be dere.

H) Good news! dey diden't catch us!

G) Bad news. We fel in sum onion-bargy mix.

H) Good news! Cats don't like onions so we got out ok!

G) Bad news. We stil stink of onion-bargys.

*Pause*

H) Yeah. Dat ish bad news.

G) And we didn't finnish the task we were givin.

H) But sis!! We HAV don de task!! We had 2 find somthing cats diden't like, and cats DON'T LIKE ONIONS!!

G) So we DID do de task! WAHOO!!

M) GOOD WORK!!

H) Aagh! How do u do dat?!

M) u've bin a great help! Thanks!! Ur services wil be needed agen, so stay tuned! BYE!!

*Matilder vanishes, seemingly into thin air*

H) Wish i cood do dat...

G) U guys at home had better watch dis blogg 2!

H) Bye!

Cake!

H) We decided 2 hav sum fun on de webb!!

G) Dis ish cool!

Glory ish... What Kind of Cake Are You?

You Are a Chocolate Cake

Fun, comforting, and friendly. You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality. People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you. Hope ish... What Kind of Cake Are You? You Are an Ice Cream Cake Surprising, unique, and high maintenance. You're one of a kind, and you don't want anyone to forget it. You're fun in small doses, but it's easy for people to overdose on you!

Virtually Prisoners

H) Ok so heres de lowdown. Matilder from de RSH and SQUEC (a ginua pig orginisation) told us dat PAWS (an evil cat orginisation) is planning 2 take over de world. Dey were held up by Hades (an evil, science-thingy-gone-rong type of doberman) who also wanted 2 take over de world and who kidnapped Mad Monkey, his agent and Santa.

Dey hav now got past dem (some how) and R apparently trying 2 get as much human info as possible, and Matilder thinks I'LL be a target becos i can understand dem!!!

G) And dat dey mite steal me 2 get Hope 2 go 2 dem!!!

H) So we hav 2 stay in our cage at all times. Day gave us a mini computer 2 do de blogg on but it's SOOOOO dull!

H) PLEEEEEESE leave coments telling us how 2 help de RSH and SQUEC!! Human ways of life could DEPEND on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H) Soz bout da delay, we R just sending de link 2 some people.

G) We didn't want 2 let anyone down!

H&G) BYE!!!!!

Weird noises...

H) im abit worried because i have been hearing sum strange noises cuming from a cuboard in the corner of our owners room.

G) its freeky!!

H) there all wen our owners r away so dey don't here it.

G) Hope...

H) yes?

G) wats dat scraching?

H) OH NO!!!

H&G) ARRRGH!!! IM TOO YONG DIIIIIII!!!!!!

M) Erm.. Helo?

H) WAT?! hoo r u?

M) Im Matilder, y'no, the RSH boss?

H) WAT??!! yor a Guina Pig?

M) Yeah. were not dat dumb y'no.

H) Sorry we thourght u were-

G) a monster cuming 2 get us.

M) Soz about de cupboard, but i had to warn u. Is there a place where no one can hear us?

G) Yeah, follow me.

M) good.

H) wow! wats dis all about? Hopefully we'll be able 2 tel u...

Humans r not colour-blind!!!

H) I have made de BIGIST discoverie ever!!!!

G) Erm... de moon is made of cheese?

H) NO!! Humans R not, as we thourght, colour-blind!! i herd 1 say...

G) WAT?! U CAN UNDERSTAND DEM??!!

H) Wel yeah.

G) so dats wy u like dem so much! u can tel wat dere saying!

H) Glory, u r thick as wet sand. has it reely taken so long 4 u 2 work dat out?

G) wel, no, i-

H) de point is i heard 1 say how green de grass is and dat our runing weel is purple, wich prooves dey can c colours.

G) Can u here everyting dey say?

H) i can get de general owtline.

G) COOL!!

H) anyway im off 2 tell de RSH. BY!! O, and if yor a human reeding dis, pleese leave comments saying if u can c colours 2! BY!

G) Wow... Hope can understand humans...

It's snowing!!!!

G) IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ITS SNOWING!!!

H) We come frome Mongolia, which is reelly cold in winter but so so hot in sumer. Its so dry dat snow just evaporates so u cant do anething wif it.

G) SNOW BAL FITE!!!!

H) Arrgh! NO glory! de humans'll get mad if dey find snow de compewter!

G) O maaan...

H) So lets go on dat flat roof over der!

G) YAY!!!

H) By!!

Glory's new job.

G) Hi! Its Glory here! The most amazing ting just hapend! ive bin PROMOTED!!!

H) No, u just got a job, u diden't hav 1 befor.

G) O shush. im now a musician!! i can play de drums, the zilifone, and de kee-board!! i may post a song on dis blogg soon...

H) Glory, dis is my blog...

G) wel i do de tiping.

H) dats troo, her jumping skills allow her 2 land on de rite kees.

G) so will u let me post my song?

H) Ok..

G) LUV U SIS!!!!

*Glory jumps on top of Hope, hugging her*

H) arrgh!

Helo!!

H) Is this thing working? Good! Hi! im Dr Hope of the Rodents Study of Humans (RSH). im setting up dis blog to record my findings as i tri 2 discover mor about there lifestile and custums. It is usful dat i live with humans but stil need help so pleese leeve lots of coments!!

G) Hi! im Glory!

H) Dis is my sis Glory. Im trying 2 get her over her fear of humans but it isnt working 2 wel...

G) Lok, i just dont like de way dey tri 2 cach u!

H) Dat with the way they looke at u, hold u, hug u, stroke u...

G) U r unnatural de way u like dem!!

H) Any way enjoy our blogg!!