I Surrender. Uh.

Phoebe) Ow... Where am I? What happened?

Hope) You were knocked out. As for where we are, I have no idea.

Phoebe) Well, is everyone ok?

Italics) No. We've just fallen about 30 feet through a glass roof, Phoebe. We are not ok.

Phoebe) Well where's Glory?

Glory) Here I am. I was exploring.

Phoebe) And what did you find out?

Glory) That we are in a big circular room which used to have a glass ceiling.

Italics) Used to?

Glory)You broke it when you fell through.

Italics) Oh yeah I remember. That's why there's glass everywhere. Ow.

Phoebe) Ow indeed. Well, if we're lucky, whoever owns this place'll give us a hand.

Glory) And hopefully explain to us where the Hell we are. There were some passages leading out from this room but I didn't go down them. Too scary.

Phoebe) All this talk of passages is reminding me forcefully of the Phases HQ.

Italics) Oh please, not there again!

Voice) No, you are not There Again. Lights!!

(The room if flooded with light from nowhere in particular.)

Voice) There. That's better. Now, you seem to have fallen through our roof. A very expensive one at that.

Gwithian) Hey that line's copyright I could sue you for that!!

Voice) Oh shush you said 'important one at that' and where would you get the money to sue us anyway?!

Gwithian) Mutter... mumble....

Voice) Exactly. Well, I suppose I have some explaining to do.

Italics) You bet you do...

'Alice in Wonderland' phrases keep running through my mind.

Italics) Phoebe (Who is in human form), Hope, Glory and me are currently running through Bushy Park with no idea where we're going. As you may have noticed I'm filling in for Asterisks as he's strapped to a chair at the moment in some government lab and can't do his describing thing. So, yeah, we're running through a lot of tall grass towards the Woodland Gardens where we'll hopefully be able to find shelter for the night. Oh, and us of course

Phoebe) Enough with the lame jokes already! Anyway, we only need to stay there long enough to get a plan of action sorted. We'll be there soon, gosh, all the running we've been doing has made us a lot fitter!

Italics) Oh yeah!

Hope) (Waking up on Phoebe's shoulder) Hm? Wassup?

Phoebe) For some of us anyway... We're nearing the Woodland gardens, Hope.

Hope) Ah, good, yes... (Goes back to sleep)

Italics) Do we have a Bracket Guy now?

Phoebe) It seems we do, but he'll only be temporary.

Italics) We carry on running through the Woodland Garden until we find a place that's really like... well... woodland, before Phoebe picks a suitable spot to set up camp. We sit down.

Phoebe) This seems good. We won't be seen, and we can easily may a sort of shelter. Right, now, Italics. I want you to-- AAAGH!!

Italics) Phoebe!! AAAGH!! I'm falling! It seems the forest floor we were sitting on has collap-- OW!!

Phoebe) Well how long did you think it would take to reach the bottom? Wait a minuet, we're on glass.

Italics) So we are! Do you th-- Ow!

Phoebe) Ah, there you are!

Italics) Hope and Glory have just fallen on us.

Glory) Well we're lighter so it takes longer for us to fall.

Hope) I can give a scientific explanation if you--

Phoebe) No, thank you, Hope.

Glory) Wait, whats that noise?

Hope) Sounds like... cracking glass.

(Pause while everyone listens)

Italics) How can you hear that? I don't hear anything.

Phoebe) Gerbil senses. Wait a moment, did you say--

(Smash)

This post is unable to continue as the glass surface the writer's were sitting on has collapsed. --Blogger.

WHAT THE ****?!

*I am currently strapped to a table-chair thing. It is very dark in here. To all of you who read this post, I have a message to pass on in case I cannot post again. HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!*

*At this point the lights come on and the agents with their rodents come in. I am absolutely terrified.*

Rat) Ha ha! Agent Nut, bring the torture equipment!

*T-torture?!*

Rat) Tell us about Regina Dove, and you will be spared the agony. But if not... well, you'll crack. They all crack in the end.

*Gulps*

Rat) Well, are you going to talk?

*NO! I will not betray my friend!!*

Rat) Very well. Agent Squeak?

Agent Squeak) Yes, Agent Naw?

Naw) Commenced torture!!!

*Squeak reaches into a box. She then gingerly draws out...*

*A FEATHER?!*

Naw) Ok, start the tickling...

*Aaaaaaagh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!*

Italics) Oh no! Will Asterisk crack and reveal Regina Dove?! Will Regina come to the rescue just in time?! Watch for the the next--

Naw) GET 'IM!!!

Italics) Ohh no you don't!!

*He promptly disappears.*

Naw) !!"@:>>_<