Where IS Italics anyway?

Phoebe) Well, last I heard he was getting his License To Italic back after it was taken from him by the UK's Italic-ing council.

Hope) He said that it would only take about 3 days!

Glory) Why are we even bothering to look for him?! He's been a pain in the ares since day one!

Hope) Oh shut up!!! It was YOU who was so worried when he didn't reply to any of our e-mails!

Phoebe) ANYWAY, y'know the cars? And my scooter?

Hope & Glory) Ye-es...

Phoebe) Well, Italics gave me these things to put on them which would allow us to get to the council!

Hope) Wow! Lets go!

Glory) Yeah!

Phoebe) Ok! I'll go get my scooter! You 2 attach your cars to it when I get back!

*She runs off and gets it.*

Phoebe) I've put the hand-held on this handily placed holder. Now I type in the code and--

Hope and Glory in their cars.

  Hope above, Glory below.

 *WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!*

*They are suddenly being pulled through some sort of purple and pink portal.*

Glory) THIS MUST BE SOME KIND OF TIME-AND-SPACE VORTEX!!

Hope) HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

Glory) THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!

*They are pulled through to an impossibly whit atrium. A man in long white robes looks up and them in mild surprise.*

Man) Ah! There you are! I believe that you are here about your friend and companion Markus?

Phoebe) What?

Man) *Sigh* Italics wasn't his real name y'know!

Phoebe) Anyway, we want to know why he hasn't been answering any of our e-mails!!

Man) Well, we have had some, er, complications with his, er, rooms, so he has had to have to been moved to a, er, stronger dwelling place.

Phoebe) Ok, let me through.

Man) Young lady, I'm afraid you need a--

Phoebe) I DON'T CARE!! JUST SHOW ME WHERE HE IS OR YOU WILL MOST UNFORTUNATELY HAVE A COLLISION  WITH MY FIST!!!!

Man) Er, this way, young lady... by the way, what is your name?

Phoebe) Regina Dove.

Man) Not fooled easily, eh?

Phoebe) No. I've just read Skulduggery Pleasant.

Man) Of course. Just through here...

*Pause.*

Phoebe) Oh God!!!

Dun dun dun duuuuun!!

The Gerbils cars...

Glory) Are they ready yet?! Are they ready?! Oooh oooh OOOOOH!!!!

Hope) Eerm... they've been ready for 2 minuets now, sis.

Glory) Oh

Phoebe) Here you are! You're cars!

Glory) Wahoo!

Hope) Cool!

*The gerbils hop into the cars.*

Glory) Ooh! I like my one!! It's flowery!

Hope) You didn't make this one did you Phoebe?

Phoebe) Well no, but it's less likely to fall apart.

Hope) Good 'cause I like it!

Glory) Are they for pulling along? Can you pull us please?

Phoebe) Sure!

Hope and Glory) YAY!!

*Phoebe pulls them along and they whoop with pleasure.*

Phoebe) I'll try to put some photo's on the next post.

Glory) Yay!

Hope) Awsome!

All) Good bye!!!!

Bloom'in School!

Phoebe) Hi this is Phoebe here, just to say that I can't do many posts 'cause I have school now and 2 blogs to run. Hope and Glory can't find the time because apparently they have to stock up for winter which is crazy because I feed them, but they say it's a natural instinct.

And Italics has to get his Licence To Italic as he lost it by taking us to all those places we weren't meant to go.

Yeah.

Finally, were back!

Magician) Good bye, then!

Phoebe) Bye!

*Poof. The Magician has gone.*

Hope) Oh no, Binja.

*Poof. The binja goes. A young boy is standing in it's place.*

Boy) Y'know, I'm just gonna stop asking questions about how this is possible, but I would like to go back and see Deeba and Hemi again.

*He runs off.*

Phoebe) Deeba and Hemi are 2 of the main characters in Un Lun Dun.

Glory) Cool.

Plinky) You'll be going, then?

Italics) Yeah, we have to find the sundaes.

Phoebe) Well, The sundaes melted, so there's no point looking for them now.

Italics) SERIOUSLY?!

Phoebe) Yeah. Common, lets go home.

*She leaves.*

Hope) Being in runescape must have sent her mind funny.

Glory) Or straight. She isn't a Goon now.

Italics) Oh! Talking of Runescape, look at this!!

*They bend over a very handily placed computer. On the screen Lionstar and Carlos are waving up at them. They then turn around and walk off into the Runescape sunset...

THE END!!!

*%!!!@:?/+_+ ****!!

*Lionstar, Carlos, Phoebe and the Gerbils burst into the tower basement, just to see everyone disappear.*

Phoebe) Great. So we're still stuck here. Anyone got any ideas?

Hope) Well, there's still the stone.

Italics) Yeah, but we don't know how it works or anything.

Glory) Well, we are in the Magician's Guild, maybe they know something about it.

Phoebe) Yeah, we'll get them to check it out.

*A while later...*

Hope) *Mutter* Oh, this is ridiculous! That thing's from a different universe!! How could he--

*She pionts at a Magician who's tapping the stone with what looks a cross between a satilite dish and a cactus*

--ever work out how to use it?!

Magician) I've just worked out how to work it!!

Hope) I stand corrected...

Phoebe) EXCELLENT!!! How?!

*At this moment there is a flash of light and the Magician is replaced with what looks like a dustbin with arms, eyes and legs.*

Phoebe) Shoot.

Italics) What's THAT?!

Phoebe) A Binja. From Un Lun Dun. It's a good book, but we DO NOT want it's characters comming through. Some are very dangerous.

*The Binja proceeds to destroy the room.*

Phoebe) Told you.

*She writes something on a peice of paper and scrunches it up. She throws it at the Binja. It picks it up and reads it. It then stands perfectly still.*

Italics) This could be a looooong day..