We gotta get outta here

Italics) HELP!! STOP THIS DREAD FOWL ATTACKING MEEEEEEEEEE!

Phoebe) Here!

*She does a spell which vanishes the dread fowl. It re-appears in the chicken mans hideout.

Chicken Man) Oh crap.

*Back at the farm...*

Italics) Few! Thanks!

Phoebe) Anyway, we need to get home!

Italics) Well, there should be some sort of link from this show to the actual Runescape, so if we just find that, we'll find the others.

Phoebe) Ok!

Hope) *Running round the side with Glory* Did I just here that?! Awesome!! How do we get to Runescape?

Italics) Run to the edge of the show, and jump!

Glory) Ok! Lets GO!!!!

*They run. They see a blank patch where the show ends... they keep running... they jump...








And fall in a heap on the other side of Runescape.*

Random girl) Wow.

Phoebe) Hi, do you know where we... Oh. My. Sacred. Nintendo.

*The girl has a bronze armored skirt, iron body armor, a red cape, an iron kite shield, an iron sword, and purple hair. With a silver tiara.*

Lionstar1177) What is it? Are you ok?

Phoebe) Yeah but... You're Lionstar...

Lionstar) Am I? I don't really remember much, but I think I was asleep before, but I was like controlled or something. Anyway, I'm free now.

Italics) Can you tell me where we are then?

Lionstar) I believe that this is called the Wilderness.

Phoebe) But the Wilderness is full of evil creatures!!!!

Lionstar) Really, it's only a case of asking them nicely. That's what I did and they even showed me the way back to Varrock.

Phoebe) Weird...

*By the way, Hope and Glory aren't talking because they don't know Lionstar very well yet.*

Italics) Anyway, Most of our friends seem to be in the Magician's Guild at the moment, so could you show us the way?

Lionstar) Sure! CAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOS!!!!!!

*A vampire appears next to her.*

Carlos) Yes yes yes yes yes?!

Lionstar) Don't do that. Anyway, to the Magician's Guild please!

Carlos) Follow me!

*They follow him off across the wilderness.*

Italics) To be continued...

THIS IS AWSOME!!!

Italics) Okay, we got sucked into a You Tube show. To get the full story read Mooney Monkey Bloggie.

*In the God's farm...*

Phoebe) This is SO cool! I have God powers!

*Turns Hope into a toaster and back.*

Awsome!

Italics) Hey! Look at me!

*He is wearing all Gothorian's armour and stuff.*

Hey, it is I, Italics. Finder of gems, slayer really tough of Dragons, and lover of cheese toasties!

Phoebe) Ha ha! You're good!

Glory) Anyway, can we get out of this pigstye now?

*They look down.*

All) EEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!

*After a good long shower each...*

Hope) HEY! I found the stone while I washed!!

Glory) I'm not even gonna ask where you found that.

Hope) Oh, put a sock in it! The piont is that we might be able to get back.

Italics) Oh we don't have to use the stone. I'm sure an official of the Italicing Minietry Of The World will probably come and pick us up.

Glory) WHAT?! There're MORE of you??!! I think just one if enough!!!!

Italics) Of course there are more!! You didn't think I could do it all on my OWN did you?! And besides, there have to be managers, recruiters, and then there's The Big Boss, who's in charge of everything and everyone. You have to be careful of him!! And his body-- HOPE!! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WRITEING ALL THAT DOWN HAVE YOU?!

*A massively long peice of paper is trailng fron her paws. On it is written everything he has said.*

Phoebe) How could you possibly...

Hope) Being a God has it's advantages!

Glory) Look, powers or not, we have to get back!!

Phoebe) Naw, I like it here. I can finally do everything I've every crazily wanted to do.

*Jumps into a wirl pool and then eats a red berry pie to get her health back.*

Glory) But what about the Sundae?... Phoebe?... Phoebe?...

*They can just hear Phoebe shouting: 'MUST FIND SUNDEA! MUST FIND SUNDAE!' In the distance.*

Italics) Will we get out? Will Phoebe find the sundea's? And-- LOOK OUT THATS A BEAR!!!!

Search for the sundaes...

Italics) As you now know Phoebe has got it into her head that it is her duty to find the icecreams. We are currently following an icecream trail leading down the road...

Phoebe) We are sure to find the thief!! They can't have gone far!!

*They have. They are outside Gwithian's house which, for those of you who don't know, is a looooong way from Phoebe's.*

Glory) Lets sing a song while we walk!!

Phoebe) Yes!! *Cough* a 1 2 3 4! LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY, MOTHER OF THE FREEEEE...

*Ring, ring.*

Phoebe) Hello?

Mistory voice) You silly twisted girl, you.

Phoebe) I DON'T WISH TO KNOW THAT!!

All) Groan!!

Hope) HEY!! Their are tire tacks here! And the icecream trail carrys on in larger splatters!!

Phoebe) We must continue following the trails!!

Glory) No, we must use Google Street veiw to see where they are going.

Phoebe) Mutter mumble Glory stealing my glory mutter huphu...

Hope) ANYWAY, where do they lead, Glory?

Glory) You won't belive this... it stops outside Penny Kettles house!

Italics) WHAT?! Don't tell me WE got pulled through too!!

*Read Mad Monkey's Blog for Fans...*

Phoebe) Looks like we did. Anyway, TO PENNY KETTLES HOUSE!!!!

Italics) Will we find the missing sundaes? Will Phoebe stop talking like the Goons, and JUST HOW DID WE GET INTO THE WORLD OF BOOKS ANYWAY??!!

The hunt is on!!!

*Everyone is in the living room. Italics is still playing Mario Karts. Phoebe is pacing up and down. The walls (Joke) and Hope and Glory are watching her, rather bemused.*

Phoebe) It is my duty to find out what is going on! But I will let the news people do it for me.

Hope) *Sigh*

*Turns on TV*

Reporter) England's ice cream sundaes are going missing!!! 'What is causing this?' we hear you cry! Why, 'tis nothing but an...

ICE CREAM SUNDAE THIEF!!!!!!

All) *GASP!!*

Phoebe) SUNDAE!! SUNDAE!!!

Italics) No, Phoebe, today is Thursday. Sunday is gone, but it will come back.

Phoebe) IMEANTHEICECREAMSUNDAE!!!!!!!!!

Italics) Ooooh!! Whats happened?

Glory) Where have you been the last 24 hours?

Italics) I don't know. The race world varies from race to--

Phoebe) Oh! Give it here!!

Italics) HEY!!

*Finally, the poor, exhausted DS is turned off*

Phoebe) COME ON!!! We must catch the thief!!!!!!!!

*Phoebe marches out of the door, the gerbils hop resignedly after her, and Italics stays on the sofa.*

Italics) I'm too grumpy to do the thing. Humph!

Glory) Good, now COME ON!!!

Phoebe's new game.

*Phoebe is bent over a Nintendo DS. There is a strange expression on her face*

Phoebe) YEAH!!!! BULLET BILL!!!!!!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope) Things are getting worse. No one can understand what she's saying anymore.

Glory) I thought racing was meant to be a boy thing!

Italics) It is!! YAY! NICE RED SHELL!

Hope) Not you too!!!!

Glory) Phoebe got Mario Karts DS for her birthday. She's playing nothing else.

Hope) This is our last chance! OOOOOOOOOOOOH PHOEEEEEEEBEEEEE!!! There's an ice cream sundae in the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer!

Phoebe) I-ice cream?!

*Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooom*

Glory) Few! She's off.

Hope) Yeah, but Italics is still playing.

Glory) Who cares about him?! Anyway, he can't annoy anyone now he's--

Phoebe) *From downstairs.* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope & Glory) WHAT IS IT?!

Phoebe) The ice cream sundae! It's-it's... GONE!!!

Italics) Can't talk. Mario Karting.

We've been here so long, I've missed my birthday!!

All) AAAAAAAGH!!... Oof!

*They have landed in the bears/humans house. All the people have frozen where they were.*

Tally) *From underneath everyone* Er... hello?

Phoebe) We have no time to chat! We have to get back to my house!!

Fudge) Wait! Could you please help us get back to being...

*Phoebe, Italics, Hope and Glory have jumped links into Mad Monkeys Blog for Fans.*

Fudge) ...Bears?

All) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*They land on the floor.*

D.W) So, the equation is-- Oh! Hello! Have you come to help--

Italics) No time!!

*They jump through to Gerbilzzzz...*

Orlaigh) HEY!! We could use some help here!!!

Italics) *In the vortex* Now hold on!! Or we'll be sucked back to Hawaii!!

*He twists madly and they find them selves blinking in the bright light of... the New Posts page!!!

Phoebe) Wow! This is SO cool!

Italics) DON'T let go. No ones meant to come to places like this.

Glory) Wow! You might ACTUALLY be USEFUL for once!

Italics) Oh har har. Now, we need to find a way off the internet.

Phoebe) Go to the start button and open word!!

Italics) Excellent!! We can print ourselves out!

Hope) This shouldn't be physically possible...

*No one hears her. They are all being dragged off the internet and into word.*

Glory) I just hope we're not seen as viruses or something!

*Pause*

Italics) *Whispers* I think we know whats coming next.

*Anti-virus software is streaming into word and heading straight for them.*

Italics) RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* They sprint across word towards the print button. Well, Phoebe and Italics sprint, the gerbils are still in Phoebes pocket.*

Italics) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

*Everything goes white*

Phoebe) *Whispers* Are we dead?

Italics) No, WE MADE IT!!!!

*They are now standing in Phoebe's bedroom, a sheet of paper with anti-virus software printed on it has just fluttered to the floor. Hope and Glory hop happily into their cage and fall asleep. Phoebe looks at the calender.*

Phoebe) Strange... I thought it would be the third. My birthday is on the second but today is the the second...

Italics) The date on the hand-held must be wrong. pity we left it in Hawaii...

Phoebe) Oh no, I grabbed as we went in.

Italics) Cool.

Phoebe) Now for... PRESENTS!!!!!!

*She runs down stairs.*

Italics) Girls eh?

THE END!!!!