The Battle of the Ketchup

H) We had another mission, and it involved getting a bottle of ketchup. Don't ask me why S.Q.E.A.C keeps needing different sorts of food because I don't know.

G) (From bathroom) Eek! WATER!!

H) Glory hates water. So do I actually, but it can't be helped. We gotta get this tomato ketchup off.

P) There! Done! You still smell of ketchup, though.

G) Ugh!

H) Back to haw we got covered in ketchup:

H) We went to get a bottle of ketchup from the cupboard, but when we opened it, it was gone!!

P) I went to the supermarket to get some more.

G) While she was gone, we waited on the kitchen counter.

HG&P) BIG MISTAKE!

P) Cathy and Carlos came back AGAIN and they had the ketchup.

G) What followed was probably the biggest Cat Vs Gerbil battle of all times.

H) The bottle smash all over us so now we stink of ketchup.

P) In a way it was good that I went to the super market, since the bottle got smashed.

H) Yeah I guess.

P) Now we need Matilder!

*Pause*

H) Never here when you want her!

P) I'm gonna turn this post off.

G) Bye!

Q: What do you get if you take: A pree-teen girl, 2 talking gerbils, 3 animal organisations and a blog?

H) A rather freaked out girl and 2 talking gerbils trying to convince here that it was a dream

P) I'm not dumb. I know this isn't a dream. I've stubbed my toe twice on that frikkin chair, pinched myself and eaten breakfast. I'm pretty sure that I'm not dreaming.

H) *Sigh*

G) C'mon, it could be worse!

H) Phoebe has discovered us, we are all in danger, AND HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY-

G) Don't!

H) WHAT NOW?!

G) It's really tempting fate saying that!

H) What? Saying-

G)NO!

H) *sigh* Ok.

G) Right, now we have to-

H) HOWCOULDTHISPOSSIBLYGETANYWORSE?!

Cathy) HAHAHA! Now we have you! HAHAHAHA!

P&G) O YOU HAD TO SAY IT DIDN'T YOU?!

H) Oops...

Carlos) P.A.W.S is finally going to take over the world!

P) Huh! Whatever!

*Phoebe goes over to the cats, picks them up, and dumps them out of the window, on to the conservatory roof.*

Cathy) I AM GOING TO-

P) Who's a pretty kitty? You're a pretty kitty! Meow meow meow!

Cathy) Ok, This is getting seriously weird.

*Phoebe rubs Cathy and Carlos on there tummys*

Cathy & Carlos) PRRRRRRRRRRR!

*SLAM*

P) AND DON'T COME BACK!

(She has shut the window, leaving them outside)

P) I could really get used to this...

H) I guess you're part of the team now!

G) Matilda is gonna be so mad.

P) By the way, what does she look like?

H) Fluffy, white 'cept for a black patch over her left eye...

P) SHE WAS MY OLD PET! I THOUGHT SHE HAD DIED!

G) We'll explain some other time. We gotta get ready for her.

H,G & P) BYEE!

Really, REALLY, busy

G) Sorry but i don't really know how to use this thing so i got it stuck on italics. This post will only be posted by me as Hope is up to here ears in paper work.

H) Look, its not that easy organizing the rescue of 2 humans and 5 monkeys!

G) Yeah yeah...

H) Or teaching you how to spell right!

G) Anyways, this is whats going on: Mooney Monkey, Mad Monkey (and 3 of his cousins), Miranda and Orlaigh have been captured by something or other and we have to rescue them. We need to make some new growth syrup as the last lot was moldy and we have to get elder flowers, honey a picnic basket and a banana to complete the potion.

H) Right, I've done the paper work, LETS GO!

G) Hey! you got it off italics!

H) Come on Glory! We gotta rescue Orlaigh and Mad Monkey and then get elder flowers and then complete the potion and the RESCUE MIRANDA AND MOONEY!

G) WE'D BETTER GET MOVING THEN!

H)- And then we have to pour the potion over Mooney Monkey and-

G) LETS GO!!!

*Glory drags Hope off by the paw*