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H) I am so bored i cood screem. Absolootly nothing has hapened scince we got de Golden Onion.

G) Um, Hope...

H) Yes, Glory?

G) Dat wasn't de real Golden Onion we found.

H) WAT??!!

G) Well i was looking at it and i saw gold paint peeling off it and-

H) AREUTELLINGMEWEGOTTHEFAKEONEMEANTFORP.A.W.S??!!

G) Um yeah we got da decoy.

H) DEN WE GOTTA GET OVER DERE AND FIND IT!!!!!

*Little rectangle pops up on the right hand bottem of the screen*

H) O wats dis?!

G) It ses: 'local folders have one new message'.

H) We'd better have a look.














H) WAHOO! DAT WOZ MAD MONKEY SAYING DEY FOUND THE GOLDEN ONION! THEY'LL GIVE IT TO US SOON!!

G) so wadda we do in da mean time?

H) Get our owner to play with us?

G) Dat sound alright, actually...

H) Yeah, lets do dat!

H&G) BYE!!

Doomed.

H) Well. We did get da Golden Onion.

G) But P.A.W.S R so madd dat dey say dere going to come 2 our cage and get it back threatening to kill us.

H) Wat a wonderful life we hav.

G) But, our owner dosn't like cats in her room and chased 1 out today.

H) So we R still protected by our owner?

G) Dats abowt it.

H) Fabulous.